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Sep
Know Thyself (In the Biblical Sense)


I have a love/hate relationship with a lot of parts of my body, but my clitoris is not one of them.

Equal parts demanding and dependable

My clit may not be a goddess

But it’s brought me the closest I’ll ever get to the divine.

Thankfully, as with many spiritual journeys, orgasmic bliss is one you can make alone.

And whether manual or mechanical, it’s always worth the trip.

 

Now, I’m what you might call a late bloomer in this regard.

I was in serious relationships from the ages of 15-20, so if I wanted something done, I always had someone else to take care of it.

I guess you could call me spoiled, but I mean, why park your own car if the restaurant has valet?

It’s not like it bothers them, and anyway, I’m a handsome tipper.

 

However, when you suddenly find yourself in a place without a valet (because your sorry ass got dumped) and you haven’t had to park your own car in ages you may find that a once simple task is a lot more difficult than it really should be.

I mean you have to account for speed, precision, angles, positioning, not to mention finding a spot in the first place.

My goodness, how badly do you really need to park your car anyway?

The restaurant can’t be worth the trouble.

Surely it would be fine just to drive around in circles forever slowly starving to death visualizing fresh ground pepper slowly sprinkling over slender spears of asparagus drizzled with creamy hollandaise sauce beside a thick, meaty ribeye glistening with garlic butter

HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE GOT TO PARK YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW

So you slide into an open spot and wind up with wheels crooked two feet away from the curb but goddammit who has the time to adjust?!

It doesn’t have to be perfect,

You parked your car all by yourself and you should be proud!

 

And that may seem like a very silly, trivial thing.

Something people do all the time that nobody feels the need to talk about because it isn’t supposed to matter,

But there is a certain power in that independence.

In the knowledge that you are capable of shaking yourself to your very core,

That the deepest pleasures of your body are not something that can only be bestowed upon you at the whims of others

But things that you too are capable of creating.

 

As you lie there gasping

Alone for the first time while you taste God on your tongue

Awestruck by the capabilities of your own nerve endings

You may find yourself wondering why it took you so long to get to know yourself. 


-Yonic Boom



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My ex and i had been to gether for 3 years. We both are mature adult (i'm 33 and he is 44). I broke up with him at the end of January because of the constant quarrels and unmet emotional need. Not long after, he found out that during the period, i met a guy friend whom i contacted pretty often because initially i was looking for advice from male perspective. My ex was desperate and begged me to be back with him for 3 weeks in February. He told me that he knew where he had gone wrong and willing to change. I rejected him but told him that i need time and space to think about it. I was considering to give him that chance. On the last week of February, he begged me for the last time. Few days after when i wanted to get back to him, he told me that he found someone else (a girl in vietnam from vietnam dating website) and that he did not want to get back to me anymore. I was so upset but thought that nothing much of it. We still keep in contact once in awhile thereafter but i didn't beg him anymore. 3 weeks after, i found out that he had flown to vietnam to meet the girl. Yesterday i found out as well that he posted pictures of them on Facebook (he unfriended me but his friend told me about the pictures). I was devastated. The new girl looks alot like me! Plus knowing how well he cares about his image to be the good guy, it took a great deal of thoughts to post those photos knowing that people knew he just break up with me... is what he has a rebound? What do i do to get him back? I needed him back desperately because i loved him so much. I became very worried and needed help. as i was browsing through the internet, I came across a website that suggested that Dr.Unity can help get ex back fast and stop a divorce or breakup and so on , So I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a (return Love spell) for me. 28 hours later, my boyfriend came back to me crying and begging for my forgiveness. Today I'm so happy and i want to recommend this great spell caster to anyone that truly needs an urgent solution to his or her broken relationships and marriage. Simply contact the great "Dr.Unity" If you have any problem contact him and i guarantee you that he will help you., email him at: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com ,you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348071622464 ,you can also visit his website:http://unityspelltemple.yolasite.com ."
posted on: June 24, 2017 9:05 PM

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posted on: August 5, 2017 8:37 AM

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posted on: August 25, 2017 1:49 AM

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posted on: September 6, 2017 9:45 AM

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posted on: September 16, 2017 5:29 AM

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posted on: September 16, 2017 10:11 AM

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Thanks to Prophet efe for bringing back my wife and brought great joy to me and my family today!. he is so powerful and i decided to share my story on the internet, if you are here and you need your Ex back or your wife moved to another man, do not cry anymore, contact this powerful spell caster now. Here’s his contact: Email him at: efepowerfultemple@gmail.com , you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2347081602438."
posted on: October 16, 2017 3:40 AM


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